Non-working satellite dish threatens to cancel our Oscar party. Terrible! Chris Rock will be hosting, and I need to see what Sally Kellerman is wearing as she lurches down the red carpet at 2 in the afternoon, well before the main attraction celebs show up. I also don't want to miss out on the chance to take $10 from each of my guests in the Oscar pool. (Well, a break-even proposition at best, given that we are supplying treats.)